May 2011
1 post
Oh, Grey's. Sometimes, you still nail it.
Hunt: It's a cute baby, right?
Yang: Its small features and oversized eyes trigger a hormonal response from humans; it's autonomic. It's what keeps us from eating them.
February 2011
1 post
I wish I could pluck cynicism off my shoulders...
April 2010
4 posts
1 tag
This went from funny to real in like seven...
Liz Lemon: You know what, this whole thing is unfair. You're juggling two beautiful women while I have to pay to have kickballs whipped at me. This is gender inequity out the yang.
Jack Donaghy: This has nothing to do with the slight difference in our genders.
Liz Lemon: Yes, it does. The older you get, the more distinguished you are. Meanwhile, I'm reading a book called "Hide Your Arms, Hide Your Anger: Dating Over 35."
Jack Donaghy: Lemon, I am successful romantically because I am confident, open and positive. You are negative, pessimistic and in danger of becoming permanently sour.
3 tags
WatchDamn. Not caring for Justin Bieber was a lot easier before I saw this clip.
I didn’t want to laugh. But I laughed. The kid has charisma. :p
1 tag
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
18 posts
Walk Like a Man
This one is for the boys:
If you want a quick fix for how girls (and I guess other dudes, too) perceive you, you may simply have to pay attention to your gait. There’s nothing more subtle but it really makes all the difference in the world. Just learn how to walk like you’re not completely awkward.
There have been too many times that I wondered what it is about a guy that makes him...
WatchWow, girls are ridiculous. Full disclosure: I would probably have been thinking all of the things she emailed, but I would be way too humiliated to put it in print and would have just tried to out-ignore him. Passive-aggression FTW!
Understatement of the Week
Mimi: ewwww you're depressing!
Me: HAHAH I know.
I just found out I’m vested as of OCTOBER 2009. What the heck.
Well… Yay for free (sort of) money.
From "I Love You, Beth Cooper"
Rich Munsch: You know where she lives. Go to her house, bring a boom box, wait for her...
Denis Cooverman: That's stalking, Rich.
Rich Munsch: It's not stalking if you love the person, you gotta grab her and throw her in the car and take her someplace where it can be the two of you.
Denis Cooverman: Now thats kidnapping.
Rich Munsch: Its romantic... Okay first we're gonna need some rope and duct tape.
WatchWhy do I watch movies that I know will have me devolve into a tortured mess of tears?
“Omigosh, this is my first period of the year!”
– my sister.
May 2009
1 post
sigh.
And so launches another one.